Cooking Chaos

HESTIA: Is the camera on?
CASSIAN: Yes, we are live!
HESTIA: Oh no, I am not ready.
CASSIAN: Just start cooking.
HESTIA: What am I making?
CASSIAN: A chocolate cake.
HESTIA: I forgot the flour.
CASSIAN: Use something else.
HESTIA: Like what?
CASSIAN: Maybe cornstarch.
HESTIA: That is not the same!
CASSIAN: Just wing it, Hestia.
HESTIA: I cannot wing a cake.
CASSIAN: The viewers love chaos.
HESTIA: They will hate this cake.
CASSIAN: Just add more sugar.
HESTIA: Where is the sugar?
CASSIAN: I think it is salt.
HESTIA: Salt in a cake?
CASSIAN: It adds contrast.
HESTIA: This is going to be salty.
CASSIAN: Call it a savory cake.
HESTIA: That is not a thing!
CASSIAN: Make it a thing.
HESTIA: I am a failure.
CASSIAN: You are an artist.
HESTIA: Artists do not use salt.
CASSIAN: Modern art does.
HESTIA: This is baking, not art.
CASSIAN: It is edible art.
HESTIA: If it is even edible.
CASSIAN: Just put it in the oven.
HESTIA: Is it too hot?
CASSIAN: It looks fine.
HESTIA: Something is smoking.
CASSIAN: That is just flavor.
HESTIA: The kitchen is on fire!
CASSIAN: Now that is a show!
HESTIA: Get the extinguisher!
CASSIAN: I cannot find it.
HESTIA: It is right behind you!
CASSIAN: Oh, here it is.
HESTIA: Spray the oven, not me!
CASSIAN: Sorry, my hand slipped.
HESTIA: I am covered in foam.
CASSIAN: You look like a cloud.
HESTIA: This is a disaster.
CASSIAN: The ratings are spiking!
HESTIA: Who cares about ratings?
CASSIAN: Everyone cares about ratings.
HESTIA: My cake is charcoal.
CASSIAN: Call it "Dark Chocolate".
HESTIA: It is literally burnt.
CASSIAN: Burnt is a flavor profile.
HESTIA: You are lying to me.
CASSIAN: I am branding the product.
HESTIA: This is not a product.
CASSIAN: It is a viral moment.
HESTIA: I want to go home.
CASSIAN: We are already home.
HESTIA: Then turn off the camera!
CASSIAN: Not until we finish.
HESTIA: Finish what?
CASSIAN: The tasting segment.
HESTIA: I am not eating that.
CASSIAN: You made it!
HESTIA: That is why I won't.
CASSIAN: Take a small bite.
HESTIA: It looks like a rock.
CASSIAN: A delicious chocolate rock.
HESTIA: My tooth almost broke.
CASSIAN: See? It has texture.
HESTIA: This is the worst cake.
CASSIAN: The comments love it.
HESTIA: What are they saying?
CASSIAN: "Best disaster ever".
HESTIA: I am quitting this show.
CASSIAN: You cannot quit now.
HESTIA: Why not?
CASSIAN: We have a sponsor.
HESTIA: Who is the sponsor?
CASSIAN: A fire extinguisher company.
HESTIA: Really?
CASSIAN: Yes, they love the fire.
HESTIA: That is actually smart.
CASSIAN: I told you so.
HESTIA: Fine, we do one more.
CASSIAN: Great! What next?
HESTIA: Something that cannot burn.
CASSIAN: How about a salad?
HESTIA: No dressing.
CASSIAN: Why no dressing?
HESTIA: I might spill it.
CASSIAN: Just be careful.