Your daily five-minute reading break.
A doctor tries to go on a date but cannot stop diagnosing the partner.
A human discovers their new roommate is actually an alien from Mars.
A man buys a smart toaster that is way too intelligent for its own good.
A man gets a haircut from a barber who is too artistic for his own good.
A man hires a handyman who thinks he can fix everything with duct tape.
A man who cannot cook joins a high-end culinary class.
A man spends more time taking selfies than actually lifting weights.
A roommate tries to cook an exotic dish but ruins the whole kitchen.
A yoga instructor who is too intense and makes weird sounds.
A teenager starts their first job at a fast-food place and fails everything.
An art critic who pretends to understand everything but knows nothing.
A dog walker uses an app that is far too complex for walking dogs.
